Zimmena

got a commission of my ffxiv char from @inqua and i am unhinged about it

c-53:

c-53:

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

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indelibleevidence:

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

itch.io

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disgustinggf:

i wanna bite u (i’m desperately in love with u but idk how to show it)

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sarenhale:

god. what a fucking way to phrase it

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fanficmemes:

I fucking LOVE when it’s requited love but they’re both dumbasses!!!!! Yeah they’re both head over heels but they can’t see the other ones heart eyes this trope makes me WILD

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evion:

maamlet:

maamlet:

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

I ONLY DO DIVORCES

-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN

#they sever the ties that bind #not the binder that ties

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kissycat:

kissycat:

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

Universities websites love to tell you to email a guy who died 5 years ago

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amphibulous:

playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

#i wonder what is the purpose for these microchips#is it identification to prevent fraud or maybe quality control?#regards: someone who studies food engineering and this stuff fascinates me

Yeah they stick it under the rind to ID the cheese as genuine cheese of their brand and not fraudulent cheese

“Fraudulent Cheese” would make an excellent band name

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super-lazer-piss:

There’s been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who’s the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

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